Submitted by ninjaxdinosxrawr

make gothic teenager on sims who becomes a concert violinist…. it’s really huge for the family

source: massconvulsion

Write entire album on cancer patient dying… Claim good times give you cancer in next album.

Submitted by ivegotahollowpointsmile

Someone makes an unauthorized copy of Bullets… Come to their house and suck their blood.

Submitted by withoutawitness

I don’t give a fuck about a Kennedy… LOLJK fuck like a Kennedy.

Submitted by franktastic

Have a toothache? Get someone to punch you!

Submitted by bubblegumsuicide

Get filmed puking… See it from like way over there.

Submitted by fatandalonefrankenstein

Invite parents and spouses to hometown show… Straddle Frank.

Submitted by rosalui